i can’t vegetarian because cheeseburgers

i’m really just trying to figure out how t-rexes had sex

i miss when isanyoneup was still a thing

i could eat cereal pretty much all day forever

you cannot unironically wear red and khakis and expect me to not think you just came from your shift at target

i think it should be illegal to have 2 tests first thing in the morning after superbowl sunday, like what the fuck is that

in other news coconut water is amazing for hangovers and dylan says i’m the cutest and also most lovable drunk in the world aw