i want to have so much sex right now, like all night, and then fall asleep for a few hours and then wake up in the morning and have sleepy sex, and then fall asleep again and then have breakfast and then have sex again, and then watch movies naked all day under a blanket and have sex throughout the day and then do it all over again

the only relationship i believe in anymore is cory and topanga

when someone says “marry christmas”

no thank you christmas is great and all but i don’t think we’d be a compatible couple

whenever i look and see that i have x amount of followers i feel like a cult leader and every time i get a new follower i’m like ‘yes YES follow me’ in plankton’s voice in my head